mardi 7 avril 2009

Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool

· You can stare at any Girl.......

· You don't have to spend money on her.

· You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

· No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

· If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

· Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

· This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

· You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right " and "wrong" for u.

· Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

· You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

· You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

· You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

· You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

· You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

· You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

· You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

· No nonstop nonsense.

· You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

· No tension.

· You can be "urself"

· You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

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